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  1. "J'aime l'Inde. Mais je la deteste."
  2. "Scum. You fucking scum."
  3. "Maybe it's the airline tags on our rucksacks?"
  4. "I think Krishna must have wanted us to get together again."
  5. "I'm not wasting my money on that. It's India or nothing."
  6. "Hello friend. You buy hat?"
  7. "Wherever I am, they'll find me and drag me back."
  8. "You're just so fucking English it makes me sick."
  9. "I HATE YOU AND I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN YOU FUCKING ARSEHOLE!"
  10. "That's why I won't kiss you. Because you're a fucking prick."