1. "...but if you get off at the same station as us, I´m calling the police."
  2. "To cover the strike"
  3. "Don´t Forget to put your big Trip down on the CV!"
  4. "We´re trying to play riotous drinking-games over here."
  5. "I trekked into Afghanistan and spent a month with the mujahedin."
  6. "I´m sick! I can´t walk! I Need water!"
  7. "One day, I hope. There´ll be a scar, though."
  8. "In Africa they´ve this fly which lays it_s eggs in wet clothes."
  9. "And if you don´t mind, they would like your autograph."
  10. "Jesus-have you weighed yourself?"